We will continue to discuss the ongoing apocalypse, and then we’ll get back to brighter text, promise.

One of my close people took one look at the sales going on and commented, correctly, that it felt like a monthlong Black Friday, our most cursed holiday. After then, prices go up 10% across the board, everywhere, for no good reason other than a guy got mad once. Also, I was chatting with my bankruptcy attorney friend the other day and she said that she got 58 new cases in a month, so everything appears to be going fine on a societal level.