The tiny tool tote

You have a bag with 5 pockets, MOLLE webbing, ten sleeves. It opens like a pointy accordion. Knife, pen, leather-sleeved AirPods (it is always AirPods), and flashlight sproing open, knolled within a couple of millimeters.

The tiny tool tote is not for you.

The tiny tool tote is for those who need to throw the conceptualization of a prepared-for-everything carry into an amorphous blob sack. The tiny tool tote has all the tools, none of the context. The tiny tool tote is for people who still want to carry, but they need to do so in a Tumi briefcase, because the office called their workers back and what can you do.

The tiny tool tote takes tiny tools only. So you cannot only buy a tiny tool tote. You must find tiny tools for your tiny tool tote. The tiny tool industry exists to support the tiny tool totes of the world.